“The Only Person Who Never Makes Mistakes Is The One Who Never Makes Decisions.”
I could not stop laughing at the list below. One of you sent me a criteria of how to narrow down a woman with red flags. Now for disclaimer purposes, this is just satire, do take this too seriously, just have fun with it. I surely did and had big laughs when I re-shared it with a few friends.
How To Spot a Woman With Red Flags:
She’s had more than 1 relationship within a 12 month period
She has a college degree
She has a son
She has her own house
She pays for car insurance
She has health insurance
She has more than 3 designer bags
She has more than one tattoo
She goes to the spa or beauty salon every 2 weeks
She’s a Taurus or a Scorpio
So everything, but the first one would classify me as a red flag. And the only one I did not fully understand was the car insurance one. Doesn’t everyone have car insurance? When you get a car, don’t you want to be protected if something happens? Or is that one of those things only responsible people know to do? And the other one I got a big laugh at was the Taurus/Scorpio one because I think both are known to be stubborn and also headstrong on what they feel which can be considered stubborn depending on the context. And I remember reading somewhere that both signs are passion lovers and are driven by emotion. They are both very grounded and private. Taurus is a an earth element and Scorpio is a water element so they balance in the sense that Taurus is the feminine sign because of Venus being its planet which represents love and beauty, while Scorpio is a masculine sign due to their planet, Mars representing energy and action. So I guess a woman who is either sign has very strong presence and demeanor about her. Hey, I am definitely going to take this as a compliment.
But the entire list is funny, it’s just pointing out a woman who has reached certain accolades and probably isn’t interested in being played around with and I guess if a man wants someone to be in his shadow, he won’t be with a woman like this. But, would this list be the same for a man? I would surely want a man to check off most of these things, because to be able to understand me in some way, he’d have to have gone through similar things like becoming a parent, going through higher education, having been in a significant relationship or marriage, is keen on his health, takes care of himself, and knows the value of real estate. So adversely if you are in the right mindframe, none of these are redflags, just proof that not everyone matches up to you.
Be safe everyone.
